People have GENITALS,...get OVER IT!

Boy, oh boy, oh boy did this one get my knickers in a twist,....From the Dallas Morning news coming outta Frisco, Texas! Yeeeeeeee-Haaaaaaaaaah!

FRISCO : A veteran Frisco art teacher says school administrators have retaliated against her because a student reportedly saw a nude sculpture during a field trip to the Dallas Museum of Art.
District officials say they are supporting a principal who reprimanded Sydney McGee over the field trip and other performance issues.
At Ms. McGee's request, the situation was aired in public during a school board meeting Monday.
The school board rejected a request that would have allowed Ms. McGee to transfer to another school.
Ms. McGee told the board that the principal of Fisher Elementary School criticized her performance and threatened her job after a parent complained about the April field trip.
Ms. McGee's attorney, Daniel Ortiz, said she didn't receive any negative reports until shortly after the field trip.
"This case is about censorship. ... It's about retaliation front and center," Mr. Ortiz told the board.
Ms. McGee, who has taught in various Texas districts for 28 years, said she visited the museum and spoke with museum staffers before the trip to ensure that it was appropriate for the fifth-grade class. Ms. McGee said she does not know which piece of art offended the parent, and the district did not identify it.
Ms. McGee said principal Nancy Lawson called her into a meeting the day after the trip to admonish her about the parent's complaint. Shortly thereafter, she received a negative review and a series of directives about displaying student artwork and creating lesson plans.
"You have to start somewhere when you've seen things you don't believe are in the best interest of the students," Superintendent Rick Reedy said.
In a memo to Ms. McGee, Ms. Lawson wrote that students were exposed to nude statues and other nude art representations during the trip. Ms. Lawson said she received complaints from parents and other teachers about the trip.
Ms. McGee said Monday that she was afraid of being fired. Ms. Lawson told the board that she planned to have Ms. McGee return to Fisher this fall.
Ms. McGee said she sought to resolve the issue by requesting a transfer.
"There was such hostility, I didn't feel like that was a good environment," she said.
That grievance and another transfer request were rejected by administrators. The school board unanimously upheld those decisions Monday night.
Some board members said it appeared that Ms. Lawson was trying to improve the art teacher's performance and should be allowed to do so.
"It is a principal's job and their duty and responsibility to give directives to the people who work for them, and I don't want to circumvent that process," board president Buddy Minett said.
Board members said there were other performance issues in question beyond the trip complaint.
But Ms. McGee and her attorney said there is a clear connection.
"She made a great effort to see to it that the April 26 field trip was in fact a big success," Mr. Ortiz said. "Apparently one parent complained, and that changed Sydney's work."

So,...after I read this, my head cracked open like and egg and let out a shriek from the depths of my soul and as the wailing cry rang like a clarion through my condo-complex I'm sure the old lady at the corner jolted up from her dropped egg on toast and said, "What the Hell was that?"

So,...let me get this straight,....even though the teacher has been actively employed for twenty eight years, all of a sudden,.....now her performance is a problem. It wasn't before the field trip,(which, I assume all children's parents had to sign a permission slip for), but miraculously, after the field trip, the ten-gallon hat wearing school board has an issue with her performance.

All because an intelligent woman, (and we all know it had to have been a woman because women, after all, are responsible for all sin! Curse of Eve and all that), tried to bring a little culture and art history to their little shit-kicking, hick, future neo-cons.

And let's be clear,....it was the parents who complained, not, (if we're to believe this article), the child. These idiot parents, who should probably never have reproduced in the first place, have an issue with classical art that has been celebrated and moreover, displayed in public for thousands of years.

Was the child really that traumatized by catching a glimpse of David's package sans the fig leaf? Or perhaps the voluptuous exposed breasts of The birth of Venus? I'm betting no fifth-grader in that place was anything but delighted and this parent is treating it like the teacher brought them to a revival screening of Deep Throat.

And the supreme act of cowardice on the part of the school board as they will neither reveal the parents, nor the offending piece of art. How cowardly is that? You can be accused but are not allowed to face your accuser nor refute the claim to said person, (if that is, indeed, still the story).

So, the teacher cannot address the party, cannot refute the claim and they will not allow her to transfer.

Can you say, "getting railroaded", boys and girls? I knew you could!

And big, fat hairy, red-state surprise, it came out of TEXAS! Good old God-fearing gun-toting thank-you-so-much-for-the-bush-crime-family, fattest people pre capita, super-sized oil loving TEXAS!

I hate these stories with every fiber of my being,....This type of parent, this abomination, this misguided broken thing,....if it was the mother, (and I bet you 99% it was, if not I'll be surprised), I picture this uptight, coiffed "proper" woman. The kind of woman who cannot appreciate a good ol' fashioned dose of "blue humor". The kind of woman who wants to censor classic cartoons, "for the children".

The kind of woman who reads the Bible and thinks she understands it, the kind of woman who only has sex "the normal way", with no deviation, even on "special occasions", like her anniversary. A woman wound so tight and so afraid of herself and everything else she feels the need to insulate her children from the projected evils of this world she so greatly fears.

Evils like sex, or,.....sex,......or even sex,....but especially SEX!

The type of woman who can't even swear when she whacks her thumb with a hammer or stubs her toe on a loose flagstone. She'll blurt out, "H-E-DOUBLE HOCKEY-STICKS!", or the perennial favorite, "SUGAR-HONEY-ICED-TEA!"

This woman doesn't own a vibrator, she has no idea where her G-spot is and she thinks a clitoris is a German car.

If it's the father, I picture a God-fearing Christian that doesn't go in for all that evolution bunk, the kind of guy who knows for a fact that the world is only six-thousand years old and that dinosaur bones are a trick of the devil.

He knows masturbation is a sin and though he may "sin" on a daily basis, he goes to confession and says ten Hail Marys so it all comes out in the wash, (with All temper-cheer with bleach).

This is a man who believes in peace and brotherhood but wants to "kill the Muslims!" The type of guy who will condemn sex out of wedlock and then go to a hooker for all of the services his wife will not perform, (she is, after all, the mother of his children,...she aint' no whore!).

This guy doesn't support stem-cell research, or gay rights. He thinks AIDS is a curse from God and that someday, JAY-ZUS will come and take him and his perfect family away in the rapture and as he rises gracefully from this new Sodom and Gomorrah he will laugh with righteous splendor as "the queers" and liberals all burn and scream skyward with envy and remorse as the pious ones are whisked away to a Heavenly country club where they can play golf and booze all day and most definitely, no minorities are allowed.

A bit histrionic? Perhaps a wee bit over-exaggerated? Maybe.

But I don't think anyone can debate that this poor teacher is a victim of a small minded person's fear of Sex. And that's what it boils down to.

"The naughty bits", and all the damage the Bible tells you they cause because as you know,....Jesus never thought about sex,...Hell! He didn't even have a penis! He's the Biblical equivalent of a Ken doll.

An androgynous smiling blonde haired blue eyed Nazarenen Brad Pitt who never had a human urge in his entire life,....who never thought about love, or perhaps contemplated marriage.

Who never looked at a woman, or thought about a woman and for the love of GOD,...never, ever, ever, looked on with eyebrows raised as he may have glimpsed Mary Magdalen leaning down over the rocks to wash her hair in the river, with water running down her shoulders in rivulets as her eyes flashed and reflected the lazy afternoon sunlight, sitting there perched on the banks and letting her hair dry in the gentle desert breeze while they lazily sipped wine and spoke of the depths of the spirit and the eternal nature of the soul.

These are the type of idiots who have let the modern Christian churches demonize sex and make it "a dirty thing".

So they kick up a stink and everyone else pays. The world of classical art, the community, the children.

I blame the school board, the cowardly principal, but most of all,....I blame the parents for being complete and total, holier-than-thou, closed minded flaming dipshits with no ability to think beyond their own narrow microcosm.

If there is a Karmic balance, the child of this parent will become the most successful porn star of the 21st centruy.

Or maybe just an artist who paints a lot of nude portraits.