The Republicans never fail to repulse me or: Matt Drudge is a f**king douche-bag.
Well, well well,.....
On the eve of the mid-term elections the Republicans are scrambling around in classic fashion trying to bolster their numbers before the November vote.
Bush continues in his crimes against grammar in each and every speech, though there's supposedly still "an energy crisis", gas prices have miraculously dropped,...and right before the elections! Good thing there's nothing fishy about that, right?
But despite all their intentions and efforts,....karma,...blessed maybe-finally-restoring-some-balance karma, drops a scandal of Herculean proportions into their laps in the form of Mark Foley, Congressman extrordianaire from Florida.
For those of you who may not know,.....Marky-boy has been stalking underage male congressional pages, (anywhere from the ages of 15-17 YIPPEEEE!!!!), for the past five years, and soliciting them for some clean, manly fun via IMs and E-mails which were leaked to the press this past week!
Apparently,...it was such a well known problem that incoming pages were informed by outgoing ones, (as well as others), to avoid Foley because he was, "too friendly".
And here's the big thing, oh irony of ironies,....Foley was, (at one time and may have been still, I'm not sure), the chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children!
That's right ladies and germs! Let the vampire run the bloodbank! The sweets addict run a See's Candies and the hopeless alcoholic work as a taste-tester in the Duff beef factory!
Didn't you know it's backwards day!? Left is right! Up is down and wrong is most definitely right! It's like Dr. Seuss on meth.
Speaker of the House "Denny" Hastert is doing an Astaire-worthy tap dance for the press as he attempts to distance himself, "Uhhh,...I just found out about it when it was leaked,...no wait,...I may have known a year ago,....no wait,...maybe it was five years ago,....I'm sorry, what was I saying?" and even suggesting that we should go after the person who leaked the info!
That's right ass-hat. It's their fault.
The ironically Elephantine Republican mascot Rush Limbaugh is busy blustering away claiming "it's a democratic conspiracy" as he sits on his titanium reinforced chair, Inhaling Oxycontin, galumphing into the spit-guard of his mike, (which I'm told smells like a mixture of horse-shit, Necco wafers and Scotch), and covering it with little bits of this morning's rooty-tooty-fresh-n-fruity breakfast.
And once again, it's Bill Clinton's fault! That's right folks! Not the people covering it up, not the people who knew and did nothing, not Hastert or Foley or anybody in their sphere,...it's Bill Clinton!
"Look what HE did!"
Nice try scumbags but having consentual sex with a woman who is of legal age or above is a world of difference from pedophilia! Why in the Hell should anyone have to even point out this distinction is beyond me.
But wait a minute, it's not just Bill Clinton's fault! I forgot who else's fault it was. But thankfully, the little Republican ventriloquist dummy Matt drudge reminded me!
It's the children's fault.
Wait for it,....let it sink in,....give it a second to process.
Thaaaaaaaat's right. The kids are to blame! Didn't you know? They led him on! They set him up! Hell, they're probably on Clinton's Goddam payroll for Christs's sake!
I'm not kidding either. This little man-bitch,....this GOP shill, this little regime puppet, this sick little shit-stain of a human is blaming the young boys for leading the poor congressman on.
Here's a poisoned quote from the little turd-blossom....
"And if anything, these kids are less innocent -- these 16 and 17 year-old beasts...and I've seen what they're doing on YouTube and I've seen what they're doing all over the internet -- oh yeah -- you just have to tune into any part of their pop culture. You're not going to tell me these are innocent babies. Have you read the transcripts that ABC posted going into the weekend of these instant messages, back and forth? The kids are egging the Congressman on! The kids are trying to get this out of him. We haven't got the whole story on this. "
You disease. You pig. Here's more,.....
"You could say "well Drudge, it's abuse of power, a congressman abusing these impressionable, young 17 year-old beasts, talking about their sex lives with a grown man, on the internet." Because you have to remember, those of us who have seen some of the transcripts of these nasty instant messages. This was two ways, ladies and gentlemen. These kids were playing Foley for everything he was worth. Oh yeah. Oh, I haven't...they were talking about how many times they'd masturbated, how many times they'd done it with their girlfriends this weekend...all these things and these "innocent children." And this poor congressman sitting there typing, "oh am I going to get any," you know?"
I've seen the transcripts,...I've seen the IMs and e-mails and there aint' no question folks. And how dare this little piglet who suckles at the diseased teat of this Republican crime regime, drinking the curdled milk as he awaits his master's command dare imply that there is any blame to be lain anywhere other than the head of this predatory pedophilic piece of chicken-fried crap that tries to pass itself off as a United States congressman.
Drudge is right about one thing however when he says this isin't over.
In the time it took me to go to lunch and come back, we've already learned that Foley interrupted a vote on the floor of the House in 2003 to engage in Internet sex with a high school student who had served as a congressional page, an FBI investigation was blocked by the Republican heads who assured them they were "handling the matter privately", and that Fox News previously had copies of Foley e-mails but didn't run them.
The avalanche continues to fall and seeing what we've learned today,....can you imagine what we'll know tomorrow?
When, Lord oh when will you deliver us from these men?
By the way,....the politically active religious right, who so vocally defends damn near everything the God-loving Republicans do has been,....strangely silent.
Nutty, huh?
Oh and also,....Matt Drudge, you and all who share your view are foul, sick little corn-flecked turds who continue to crawl and scratch your way back up the bowl no matter how many times we flush.
Go back to your evil masters and shut the Christ up, already.
Your words are poison to good people who know the truth.
How dare you, sir?
Have you no decency?
Some links you need to see.
This is your government at work, folks!
http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/print?id=2509586
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Congressman_accused_of_sending_sick_emails_0928.html
http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/10/new_foley_insta.html
*EDIT* Oh! Almost forgot! Here's a list of all of the Republican peodophiles! Enjoy!
http://www.armchairsubversive.com/
On the eve of the mid-term elections the Republicans are scrambling around in classic fashion trying to bolster their numbers before the November vote.
Bush continues in his crimes against grammar in each and every speech, though there's supposedly still "an energy crisis", gas prices have miraculously dropped,...and right before the elections! Good thing there's nothing fishy about that, right?
But despite all their intentions and efforts,....karma,...blessed maybe-finally-restoring-some-balance karma, drops a scandal of Herculean proportions into their laps in the form of Mark Foley, Congressman extrordianaire from Florida.
For those of you who may not know,.....Marky-boy has been stalking underage male congressional pages, (anywhere from the ages of 15-17 YIPPEEEE!!!!), for the past five years, and soliciting them for some clean, manly fun via IMs and E-mails which were leaked to the press this past week!
Apparently,...it was such a well known problem that incoming pages were informed by outgoing ones, (as well as others), to avoid Foley because he was, "too friendly".
And here's the big thing, oh irony of ironies,....Foley was, (at one time and may have been still, I'm not sure), the chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children!
That's right ladies and germs! Let the vampire run the bloodbank! The sweets addict run a See's Candies and the hopeless alcoholic work as a taste-tester in the Duff beef factory!
Didn't you know it's backwards day!? Left is right! Up is down and wrong is most definitely right! It's like Dr. Seuss on meth.
Speaker of the House "Denny" Hastert is doing an Astaire-worthy tap dance for the press as he attempts to distance himself, "Uhhh,...I just found out about it when it was leaked,...no wait,...I may have known a year ago,....no wait,...maybe it was five years ago,....I'm sorry, what was I saying?" and even suggesting that we should go after the person who leaked the info!
That's right ass-hat. It's their fault.
The ironically Elephantine Republican mascot Rush Limbaugh is busy blustering away claiming "it's a democratic conspiracy" as he sits on his titanium reinforced chair, Inhaling Oxycontin, galumphing into the spit-guard of his mike, (which I'm told smells like a mixture of horse-shit, Necco wafers and Scotch), and covering it with little bits of this morning's rooty-tooty-fresh-n-fruity breakfast.
And once again, it's Bill Clinton's fault! That's right folks! Not the people covering it up, not the people who knew and did nothing, not Hastert or Foley or anybody in their sphere,...it's Bill Clinton!
"Look what HE did!"
Nice try scumbags but having consentual sex with a woman who is of legal age or above is a world of difference from pedophilia! Why in the Hell should anyone have to even point out this distinction is beyond me.
But wait a minute, it's not just Bill Clinton's fault! I forgot who else's fault it was. But thankfully, the little Republican ventriloquist dummy Matt drudge reminded me!
It's the children's fault.
Wait for it,....let it sink in,....give it a second to process.
Thaaaaaaaat's right. The kids are to blame! Didn't you know? They led him on! They set him up! Hell, they're probably on Clinton's Goddam payroll for Christs's sake!
I'm not kidding either. This little man-bitch,....this GOP shill, this little regime puppet, this sick little shit-stain of a human is blaming the young boys for leading the poor congressman on.
Here's a poisoned quote from the little turd-blossom....
"And if anything, these kids are less innocent -- these 16 and 17 year-old beasts...and I've seen what they're doing on YouTube and I've seen what they're doing all over the internet -- oh yeah -- you just have to tune into any part of their pop culture. You're not going to tell me these are innocent babies. Have you read the transcripts that ABC posted going into the weekend of these instant messages, back and forth? The kids are egging the Congressman on! The kids are trying to get this out of him. We haven't got the whole story on this. "
You disease. You pig. Here's more,.....
"You could say "well Drudge, it's abuse of power, a congressman abusing these impressionable, young 17 year-old beasts, talking about their sex lives with a grown man, on the internet." Because you have to remember, those of us who have seen some of the transcripts of these nasty instant messages. This was two ways, ladies and gentlemen. These kids were playing Foley for everything he was worth. Oh yeah. Oh, I haven't...they were talking about how many times they'd masturbated, how many times they'd done it with their girlfriends this weekend...all these things and these "innocent children." And this poor congressman sitting there typing, "oh am I going to get any," you know?"
I've seen the transcripts,...I've seen the IMs and e-mails and there aint' no question folks. And how dare this little piglet who suckles at the diseased teat of this Republican crime regime, drinking the curdled milk as he awaits his master's command dare imply that there is any blame to be lain anywhere other than the head of this predatory pedophilic piece of chicken-fried crap that tries to pass itself off as a United States congressman.
Drudge is right about one thing however when he says this isin't over.
In the time it took me to go to lunch and come back, we've already learned that Foley interrupted a vote on the floor of the House in 2003 to engage in Internet sex with a high school student who had served as a congressional page, an FBI investigation was blocked by the Republican heads who assured them they were "handling the matter privately", and that Fox News previously had copies of Foley e-mails but didn't run them.
The avalanche continues to fall and seeing what we've learned today,....can you imagine what we'll know tomorrow?
When, Lord oh when will you deliver us from these men?
By the way,....the politically active religious right, who so vocally defends damn near everything the God-loving Republicans do has been,....strangely silent.
Nutty, huh?
Oh and also,....Matt Drudge, you and all who share your view are foul, sick little corn-flecked turds who continue to crawl and scratch your way back up the bowl no matter how many times we flush.
Go back to your evil masters and shut the Christ up, already.
Your words are poison to good people who know the truth.
How dare you, sir?
Have you no decency?
Some links you need to see.
This is your government at work, folks!
http://abcnews.go.com/WNT/print?id=2509586
http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Congressman_accused_of_sending_sick_emails_0928.html
http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/10/new_foley_insta.html
*EDIT* Oh! Almost forgot! Here's a list of all of the Republican peodophiles! Enjoy!
http://www.armchairsubversive.com/
posted by Fighting Irish at 2:46 PM
16 Comments:
I'm sure glad I live in Switzerland. The mountains are majestic and beautiful and our power comes from Nuclear and Hydroelectricity.
And all our babes are so hot you never even have to turn on a computer.
:D
Don't forget the chocolate, cheese and time-pieces are second to none! :)
Suppose he just thought it was time to Rock out with his Cock out......or perhaps you have to be canadian to do that. not sure.
"Rock out with his cock out"?? So THAT'S what the kids are calling it these days...
Hmmm...there's this here site...
www.freewayblogger.com
...interesting application of Free Speech aimed at mass audiences for those on a budget somewhat tighter than G.E., Disney, or any of the other corporate media giants.
I think THIS is that Liberal Media we keep hearing about. "Signing Statements" for the people by the people.
What a concept.
Freeway blogger,....
I gots' one word for you Geetee,...
STENCIL-FACTORY!
;)
The whole Hill needs a flush.
The more reprehensible story here is the power play. Cover it up to remain in power? Sorry No.
This "anything to stay in power" mentality is flat out wrong, and both sides are guilty as sin.
Where's the link for the crap Drudge said?
I'll find the link tomorrow from my computer at work but I'm sure you can find it at thedrudgereport.com and I think there's still a link on thehuffingtonpost.com as well.
You're completely right when you say that the whole hill nededs a flush, Scott.
GOP's and their party have been screaming at the tops of their righteous lungs that the Dem's are just as guilty with scandal and to this I say,....get the Hell rid of them too.
What happened to Bush's little decree at the start of his reign,...oops, I mean term, when he asid, "Anyone accused of a crime in my administration will be removed and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law", or something to that effect?
Hmm,...must've forgot. Or maybe he doesn't want any heat on himself,....lying to Congress about a war,...illegal wiretaps.
I can see his dilemms.
Hmmmm.
Listen!
What's that sound?
I think it's the Ents! And they are pissed off!
There's-a-gonna be a hay-ouse-cleanin'!!
Unless the fuckers pump the populace full of whatever the fuck drug it was in '00 and '04 that got them elected.
Damn them all to HELL!!
You mean the "stealing both elections" drug?
I think you can get that over the counter now.
Good stuff.
Oh I see...it's the old not-so-innocent-victim "she was asking to be raped, look what she was wearing" excuse.
Riiiiight...well that makes it ok then, doesn't it?
Oh, and in the whole 'the Administration is Evil' vein, have you read about the man who the Secret Service arrested because he called Chaney's actions "reprehensible" while on a walk with his son.
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_5039230,00.html
ok, well that didn't work.
If you want to read the article just cut and paste:
http://www.rockymountainnews.com
/drmn/local/article/0,1299,DRMN_15_
5039230,00.html
You are a dear, Jenn!
I did hear that about Darth Cheney but I hadn't read the article.
Thanks for the link!
Time to get my rage on!
Oh and that "she was asking to be raped, look what she was wearing.."
Well,...MAYBE if she hadn't been doing archery in victorian underwear she wouldn't have had it coming! So there! ;P
Think about it,....won't you?
Tee-Hee!
Once this government takes away my right to prance around in Historic Underwear I will know the administration will have hit a new low.
But luckily for me there's probably some Right-wing congressman is into that sort of thing, so I'm safe...for now (dun dun dun!)
You'd be even safer if you were a fifteen year old BOY in period underwear!
Huzzah!
Well, I doubt I'd be *safe*...not from priests and Rebulicans at least.
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