Ever have one of those moments where you nearly black out from laughing?
This is, without a doubt, one of the greatest by-lines for a "news" article I've ever read.
From IMDB,...
Hilton Vomits While Attempting To Sing Own Song
Paris Hiton shocked revelers at a Las Vegas nightclub when she got up to perform but ended up vomiting on stage instead. Singer Joshua Radin was among the guests who went to a nightclub to hear rapper Shawn 'Jay-Z' Carter perform and found himself sitting next to the socialite-turned-singer. Radin writes on his MySpace page, "Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours. Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every six minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing eighteen inches from us." Radin writes that when Jay-Z left the stage, "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from (a) Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves..." Radin adds, "I find the music business charming."
That's so brilliant I have no words to express it.
Paris and I have one thing in common though, I vomited when I heard the song.
Ah, the life of a glamorous heiress to a hotel fortune.
From IMDB,...
Hilton Vomits While Attempting To Sing Own Song
Paris Hiton shocked revelers at a Las Vegas nightclub when she got up to perform but ended up vomiting on stage instead. Singer Joshua Radin was among the guests who went to a nightclub to hear rapper Shawn 'Jay-Z' Carter perform and found himself sitting next to the socialite-turned-singer. Radin writes on his MySpace page, "Paris Hilton was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good five hours. Now don't get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every six minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing eighteen inches from us." Radin writes that when Jay-Z left the stage, "Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from (a) Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her 'record' on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs. She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves..." Radin adds, "I find the music business charming."
That's so brilliant I have no words to express it.
Paris and I have one thing in common though, I vomited when I heard the song.
Ah, the life of a glamorous heiress to a hotel fortune.
posted by Fighting Irish at 1:26 PM
7 Comments:
Hmmm..I can't seem to get the link to work. Is it video footage or an article?
What a Disgusting Troll that girl is. Man, the Karmic balance sure did take it's fair share from THAT one. Fame and fortune traded for sheer stupidity and ill repute. ("The House of Ill Repute"; commonly known as a house where prostitutes are available).
Cheers Sean!...a job well done.
How bout' her new best friend Britney Spears and her pantiless romps through time and space.
Can you say "eeewww"?
Just goes to show money can't buy class.
Or underwear, apparently.
The irony is that she's just flushed away millions of dollars by loosing out on a potential exclusive deal with...I don't know...Playboy or something, to some idiot with a cell phone.
All for want of panties.
Just say no to crack, Paris.
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